Stunning Development Rocks Web Site

February 24, 2011

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Staff at The Ornery Reports never set out to be scientific pioneers, but who was it that said, “chance and accident often lead to great discoveries?”

If no one ever did, we will claim that line as we announce the world’s first leprechaun cloning.

Yes, readers of The Ornery Reports will have noticed by now that our little leprechaun mascot in the header has his own mirror image.

Give My Regards to Broadway

February 17, 2011

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What would Wannabes do without community theater? An essay on having the best of both worlds.

Give My Regards To Broadway

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about women’s dreams. What are the things we long for? What are the vaulting ambitions that grab us early on? As I thought about this I realized there’s no way I could generalize about my gender, so I narrowed the scope of the questions. What dreams have I harbored? What dreams have I realized?

Jenna Elfman

February 9, 2011

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Walk with Jenna Elfman down a crowded street and you’re likely to hear people whisper, “Isn’t that Dharma?” As the poster child for ABC’s hit sitcom “Dharma & Greg,” the 27-year-old actress is used to being mistaken for her New Age alter ego.

Shibden Park – Halifax

February 2, 2011

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A few weeks ago I found myself in the West Yorkshire town of Halifax (UK) with a couple of hours to kill. Of course, having my skates in the back of the car, I decided to find a convenient park.